This is just a collection of funny stuff to make you laugh.
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for anhour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensuresyou Continue to do so.
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problemcan there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,troubles andlighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries ortroubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if myfather hadn't left me a fortune?""
Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my prettyface or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
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Breathe Easy!
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Thank you! Very refreshing! Came across this well...Worth a look.
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Its me Adom
THANKS FOR VISITING ENIGMA!
I was gettin scared at first.. i was like "gosh, i hope he likes marriage" most of the jokes seemed anti-marriage... lol, nhooo, please visit again!
Thanks and God bless
Here we go again!
another man who hates women.
This is very funny; this is the second time I have been on this blog. And it’s nice to know that not only can you write but you have a sense of humour
lol, funny ...
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